Do it like rabbits and nibble on me. Sure I’m a little dirty, but that’s half the fun. Don’t you know the dirty ones are the most flavorful? Crooked like a woman gone mad while she waits for her lover, I’m bursting with expectations. I know I’m being a bit forward showing you my insides the first time we meet, but I can’t let you miss the chance to take me home and decide just how to eat me. Take hold of my locks and touch the root of my core. Pull me up and pull hard…then hold me close. Don’t toss me in the basket with all the others you’ve loved before. I’m different. You’ll see.
*** special thanks to Dominica in New Zealand for this submission ***